You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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