But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
we're making bets on your personal life
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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