It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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