At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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