I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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