i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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