Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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