where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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