So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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