So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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