I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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