i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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