Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
we should paint friendship bongs
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