Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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