Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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