Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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