I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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