normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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