She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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