I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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