just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize