Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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