yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
