I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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