I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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