Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
