did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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