those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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