Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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