Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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