fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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