He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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