Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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