he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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