Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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