He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
