dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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