Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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