Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
