nut hugger
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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