your thong is hanging out like whoa
Swine flu. Run for my life!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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