This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The uberlube is also flammable
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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