did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize