One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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