Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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