I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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