it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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