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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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