Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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