we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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