But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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