have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You left your underwear on the fireplace
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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