After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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