normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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