I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She bit a glass in half.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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