I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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