just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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