Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
